Free Audition Monologues!
The monologues below are originals written by me. Those with * beside them were written for BFA acting students at CMU School of Drama, who were preparing for their Showcase Presentations in NYC and LA. All are available free for your use in audition. Please do contact me, however, if you plan to use them. Click the monologue titles below to view the full monologue.
Monologues For WomenI Ate The Divorce Papers* A woman eats her husband's divorce papers in an attempt to halt the proceedings. Its Terrible Being Nice* A woman realizes that her current relationship is turning her into her worst nightmare: a nice person. Serial Dater There's just one thing keeping Lacey from holding onto love: homicidal impulses. Switching Sides After a particularly horrific night with her boyfriend, a woman realizes she is attracted to her best friend, Marci. Conjugal Connections Afraid of being rejected, a woman turns to relationships that provide maximum security. Turkey Day Pressured into cooking turkey for Thanksgiving, a vegetarian confronts her boyfriend while his parents await dinner in the next room. | Monologues for MenThe Most Frightening Wonderful Thing* A man who has climbed everest to avoid proposing marriage to his girlfriend, returns from the mountain to face his biggest fear. Killing Chuck* A young man recounts the story of how he accidentally killed Chuck at a party. The 26 Year Old Bar Mitzvah Boy* A man realizes the reason for his shortcomings as an adult was a botched Bar-Mitvah and decides to do it again. The Fact Checker* An extremely rational man who is a fact-checker for a living is overwhelmed by the very strong, very irrational feeling of love Honey, I'm a Leprechaun After experiencing an unusual personal transformation, a husband helps his wife come to terms with their strange new reality. The Cheese Robber Having fallen on hard times, a husband turns to knocking over cheese shops to provide epicurean joys to his dispirited wife. |
