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2 Minute Monologues for Women | "Breaking Up with Brandon" by Gabriel Davis


Breaking Up with Brandon (2 Minute Monologue)
Comedic monologue from the play Unbearable Hotness
By Gabriel Davis

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You sound just like Brandon.  For two years, I beg him to transfer here, so we can be together.   “Oh no” he says, “some of my credits won’t transfer over, I’ll have to spend an extra semester to catch up.”  Then on his visit over winter break I introduce him to Marisa.

Suddenly, he's like “What’s one semester when I can be near you?”   And he transferred. Then last night he was repeating her name in his sleep, “Marisa, oh, Marisa!”  I wake him up, “What were you just dreaming about?”   He says “Uh, nothing.”  And I’m like, “it’s never going to happen.”  And he’s like “what’s never going to happen?”  And I’m like “Marisa!  You and Marisa!”  And he’s all “Why would I want to be with Marisa!?  You and I are together.”

And I’m like “If we weren’t together, would you date her?” And he says, trying to act casual “I guess, I’d be open to it.  Why?  Did she say something about me?”

And I say “No!  Did you not hear me when I said it’s never going to happen!?”   And he’s all offended, “Well, ‘never’ is pretty harsh.  I mean, I’m pretty good with the ladies.”   And I’m like “Not from where I’m standing, buddy!”   He goes, “So are you saying you want to break up?”  Yeah, we broke up.


Monologue Categories:  Breakup monologues, relationship monologues, dating monologues, young adult monologues, young women, comedic monologues for women from plays, contemporary, audition, competition, sarcastic and funny.

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Hit and Run
Fire the Boys
Grow Up Humanity
New Year's Wish
Quiche isn't Sexy
The Matzah Thief
Un-Chatty Cathy 
Death by Peanut

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Killing Chuck
The Fact Checker
Honey I'm a Leprechaun
26 Year Old Bar Mitzvah Boy
The Cheese Robber
Unhandy Man

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