Character is Fifi LeBlanc. In this bizarre and funny monologue Fifi tells us how she is someone's hallucination and questions the true nature of her identity. Big questions, bigger laughs!
Starts on page 97 of "Time Flies" with the line: "In the great dance of life, the possible positions are so many, the organs are so few." Ends with: "Class, what is the question."
Favorite bit: "...am I really Fifi LeBlanc, former au pair- or am I Aphrodite, the eternal goddess of love? Or am I, as I have begun to suspect, Franklin Spong, a gym teacher from Kankakee, wearing a dress? And how does this affect my health insurance?"
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