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Mission to Prom

6/19/2021

 
New comedic monologue for teens by Gabriel Davis.  Female, age range 13-18.

Synopsis: Zora is the leader of the space club. When her friend Ellie falls for Jake, Zora focuses the space club's attentions from the stars to something more terrestrial: Prom! Zora addresses Ellie. They are in a classroom used for the space club's after school meetings and the members of the space club are present. Ellie has been reluctant to go after Jake. In this monologue, Zora pledges that she and the entire space club will serve as Ellie's "mission control" on her daring mission to go to the prom with Jake. 

Read the monologue here.

Funny female monologue: Bite Me

7/7/2020

 
Excellent female audition piece: Nina Mansfield’s monologue “Bite Me” from the play of the same name.

She's sassy, she's powerful, she's pissed .... and she's not afraid to mace a vampire in the parking lot. And then turn the tables on that sucker ... pun intended. Turning a creature of the night into HER prisoner!

Look for monologue starting with the line “So there he is stunned from the spray..”
Get The Play Here

Reagan Wallace's YOGA FART

5/18/2020

 
One of the best Yoga Farts I’ve seen!  Get the play YOGA FART.
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KITCHEN MONOLOGUES: YOGA FARTS

5/11/2020

 
Actress Erica Villanueva cooks up some YOGA FARTS in her kitchen as part of Phase Eight Theatre' Company's KITCHEN MONOLOGUES series.  Read YOGA FART, the play.
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Pascale Serp's QUICHE ISN'T SEXY

7/26/2019

 
Actress Pascale Serp's performance of the female comedic monologue QUICHE ISN'T SEXY.  Get the full play QUICHE ISN'T SEXY here.
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Hali Sualim ATE THE DIVORCE PAPERS

6/5/2019

 
Actress Hali Saulim's performance of "I Ate the Divorce Papers" monologue from the play GOODBYE CHARLES.
Read GOODBYE CHARLES

"I Owe You My Life" by Gabriel Davis

3/4/2018

 
A wife convinces her husband to call her his "Supreme Leader" ... maybe.

Read it here.

Half Asleep In Frog Pajamas by Tom Robbins

5/26/2017

 
1-Sentence Summary: When asked for winning stock tips, a psychic responds by explaining that if she could read the future she'd be rich herself.

Appreciated: The strength and self possession this character demonstrates. She is confident in what she can do (use tarot to read the customer's subconscious and reveal it to him) and what she can't (read the future). She uses tactics to discredit other psychics who claim they can to convince him to stay and use her services. But she never seems weak. She knows her value and is selling her services without overselling.

Age Range 40's
​Character's gender is female.
Monologue genre is comedic. But not funny haha.
Find this monologue on page 47 of "222 Comedy Monologues: 2 Minutes and Under."

​Monologue Writing 101 Elements (0 = Not Used. 1 = Used. 2 = Strong Usage)
​1. Strong Want - 0.5
2. High Stakes - 0.5
3. Tactical Variety - 1
4. Hook Opener - 1
5. Button Finish - 0.5
6. Sensory - 0.5
7. Internal Obstacles - 0
8. Past/Present Balance - 0
9. Discovery - 0
10. Restraint - 0.5
TOTAL "ELEMENT USAGE WEIGHT": 4.5

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Galaxy Video by Marc Morales

5/25/2017

 
1-Sentence Summary: A frustrated video store employee who just quit her job at Galaxy Video begs for it back.

Appreciated: Love the journey she takes, from struggling with the fact that she hates people (especially video store customers who ask dumb questions and put videos back in the wrong sections), looking inward to find out why (she can do that, look inward, because she "takes Yoga"), going to her and therapist to explore deeper, to realize it's because she's a talented stick figure artist. She draws stick figures!

Age Range 20's to 30's.
​Character's gender is female.
Monologue genre is comedic.
Find this monologue on page 44 of "222 Comedy Monologues: 2 Minutes and Under."

​Monologue Writing 101 Elements (0 = Not Used. 1 = Used. 2 = Strong Usage)
​1. Strong Want - 1
2. High Stakes - 0.5
3. Tactical Variety - 0
4. Hook Opener - 0.5
5. Button Finish - 1
6. Sensory - 0.5
7. Internal Obstacles - 2
8. Past/Present Balance - 2
9. Discovery - 1
10. Restraint - 1
TOTAL "ELEMENT USAGE WEIGHT": 9.5


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Soap Opera by David Ives

3/13/2017

 
In this comic monologue a man professes his lifelong love for a Maypole washing machine.

Monologue gives you a great yarn to spin plus a decent journey with emotional highs and lows to hit.

The monologue is from the short play "Soap Opera" from the collection of short plays by David Ives entitled "Time Flies and other short plays."

The monologue opens on the top of page 119 of "Time Flies and other short plays" with the line "It was as a naked crawling infant I first glimpsed it" and continues to "I was hooked." The second part begins with "The sphinx in our Oedipal basement was my mother's Maypole" and continues to "We were a perfect match." The third part starts with "A machine that's faultless and flawless" and continues to "Perfection, cubed!" The fourth part starts with "Yes. Yes. I know I'm just replacing my mother by dating a washing machine." and continues to "This machine and I are soulmates!" The fifth part starts with "Nobody understood" and closes on "The day I graduated to Maypole Repairman."
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