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From “222 More Comedy Monologues 2 Minutes and Under” Vol 5
A kid tries to get his dad to buy him a video game called “Machine Gun Your Face 4.” His cause is not helped much as he starts referencing other games his friends’ parents lets his friends play which are way worse. Games with names like “Kill Everything 2”, “Jugular Cutter 2”, and “Bleedout 6.” The monologue is structured for maximum hilarity while never sacraficing the character’s strong objective in the situation to the humor. The jokes do fully fit into the situation organically. A real estate agent shows potential buyers a beautiful home; only problem - it's haunted.
From 222 More Comedy Monologues 2 Minutes and Under: The Ultimate Audition Series Volume 5 A young woman decides to be a grown up and get fresh fruits and veggies at the market to cook for dinner. Unfortunately, with natural fresh foods come natural things like wasps. One gets into her purse, where she is stung while reaching for her keys, and it then migrates to her hair. A relaxing trip to the market ends in the urgent care as an allergic reaction takes hold. So much for fresh food, next Friday "Taco Godamned Bell."
From 222 More Comedy Monologues 2 Minutes and Under: The Ultimate Audition Series Volume 5 A parishioner who would love to have a bigger part in the church pageant, tries to get it by speaking of her love of the theatre, but digresses quickly into a rant about her husband's limited appreciation for theatre and total lack of religious faith. In fact the only thing he believes in is gardening - specifically tomatoes. When he passes he'd like to be buried under his tomatoes.
From 222 More Comedy Monologues 2 Minutes and Under: The Ultimate Audition Series Volume 5 A stripper with aspirations of acting in Shakespeare meets a woman trapped in an abusive relationship and hatches a plan of Shakespearean proportions to help the woman. Murder most foul..
From 222 More Comedy Monologues 2 Minutes and Under: The Ultimate Audition Series Volume 5 Eve is determined to please Adam and not bruise his fragile ego. When she realizes he struggles to find names for all the animals in the garden, a skill which comes naturally and easily to her, she devises a clever way to protect Adam's ego while still naming all the animals herself.
From 222 More Comedy Monologues 2 Minutes and Under: The Ultimate Audition Series Volume 5 |
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