The monologues opening line clinches the "hook opening" category of Monologue Writing 101:
"I know that there are two subjects in paintings that no one will buy. One is Jesus, and the other is sheep."
And then it effectively works this premise with Sagot going into the awkward situations of having a pic of JC over the sofa when you're with friends "having a few drinks" or over the bed when you're "in the missionary position." And in the kitchen "that's sort of insulting to Jesus. Jesus, Ham Sandwich, Jesus, Ham Sandwich; I wouldn't like it and neither would He."