Actress Pascale Serp's performance of the female comedic monologue QUICHE ISN'T SEXY. Get the full play QUICHE ISN'T SEXY here. Actress Hali Saulim's performance of "I Ate the Divorce Papers" monologue from the play GOODBYE CHARLES. 1-Sentence Summary: After realizing that she and her date (a mathematician) are not a good match, Sara explains to her date that while she's not interested in him as a person she was planning to get laid so can they cut the boring and tedious small talk and skip to the pleasurable part of the evening?
Appreciated: Depiction of a strong outspoken woman who knows what she wants and owns her sexuality unabashedly. Age Range 20's Character's gender is female. Monologue genre is comedic. Find this monologue in the collection of short plays "Plays for Three" in the play "Sex with a Mathematician" by Pete Barry. Monologue starts with the line "Listen, Shirty" and ends with "Let's skip the torture and jump right to the pleasure. (Sizes him up) In whatever quantities we can get it." Monologue Writing 101 Elements (0 = Not Used. 1 = Used. 2 = Strong Usage) 1. Strong Want - 1. To get laid. 2. High Stakes - 0.5 3. Tactical Variety - 2. To break the stigma of casual sex "we're just mammals." To get him to own up to how bad the internet dating service screwed up. To set herself apart from how most women she (and likely he) knows and why she love vets by different rules. All tactics serve to sell him on the idea. 4. Hook Opener - 2. Two words grab attention, show spunk, and establish her character's persona fast. Unique word choice "Shirty." 5. Button Finish - 2. Gives the actress an active reaction to play as she sizes he guy up. Comic gold potentially here. Try different deliveries with colleagues! Humor comes from the honest emotional moment. So what genuine reaction to the guy might someone be having that would make you giggle if you witnessed it? 6. Sensory - 0 7. Internal Obstacles - 0 8. Past/Present Balance - 0. All present action here. That's a good thing! (IF a monologue is a rememberence then it must be connected to and furthering the active present moment in some way). 9. Discovery - 1. If Sara doesn't know she's going to be so blunt (until the moment she is) it will have more power than if she had planned to say it or this is a shtick she uses frequently. 10. Restraint - 1. Understanding the moment before a monologue is key here. If Sara was biting her tongue and suffering inside the whole date until this moment, then she's been restraining her frustration until this moment when she releases it. This monologue is in part fantasy fulfillment. The thing we wish we were brave enough to come out and say. Sara likely feeling no liberated as she blows past the normal human fear of hurting the person she's with to being brutally honest. TOTAL "ELEMENT USAGE WEIGHT": 9.5 Loved this one! Tags: Comedic female monologues, Comedic monologues for women, Womens monologues, Audition monologues for women, Contemporary monologues, Modern monologues, Monologues from published plays, comedy monologues, comedic monologues, funny monologues, humorous monologues, 1 minute monologues, hilarious monologues, monologues for young women, strong outspoken female characters, sassy monologues, monologues about dating. 1-Sentence Summary: When asked for winning stock tips, a psychic responds by explaining that if she could read the future she'd be rich herself.
Appreciated: The strength and self possession this character demonstrates. She is confident in what she can do (use tarot to read the customer's subconscious and reveal it to him) and what she can't (read the future). She uses tactics to discredit other psychics who claim they can to convince him to stay and use her services. But she never seems weak. She knows her value and is selling her services without overselling. Age Range 40's Character's gender is female. Monologue genre is comedic. But not funny haha. Find this monologue on page 47 of "222 Comedy Monologues: 2 Minutes and Under." Monologue Writing 101 Elements (0 = Not Used. 1 = Used. 2 = Strong Usage) 1. Strong Want - 0.5 2. High Stakes - 0.5 3. Tactical Variety - 1 4. Hook Opener - 1 5. Button Finish - 0.5 6. Sensory - 0.5 7. Internal Obstacles - 0 8. Past/Present Balance - 0 9. Discovery - 0 10. Restraint - 0.5 TOTAL "ELEMENT USAGE WEIGHT": 4.5 Tags: Comedic female monologues, Comedic monologues for women, Womens monologues, Audition monologues for women, Contemporary monologues, Modern monologues, Monologues from published books and novels, comedy monologues, comedic monologues, funny monologues, humorous monologues, 2 minute monologues. 1-Sentence Summary: A frustrated video store employee who just quit her job at Galaxy Video begs for it back.
Appreciated: Love the journey she takes, from struggling with the fact that she hates people (especially video store customers who ask dumb questions and put videos back in the wrong sections), looking inward to find out why (she can do that, look inward, because she "takes Yoga"), going to her and therapist to explore deeper, to realize it's because she's a talented stick figure artist. She draws stick figures! Age Range 20's to 30's. Character's gender is female. Monologue genre is comedic. Find this monologue on page 44 of "222 Comedy Monologues: 2 Minutes and Under." Monologue Writing 101 Elements (0 = Not Used. 1 = Used. 2 = Strong Usage) 1. Strong Want - 1 2. High Stakes - 0.5 3. Tactical Variety - 0 4. Hook Opener - 0.5 5. Button Finish - 1 6. Sensory - 0.5 7. Internal Obstacles - 2 8. Past/Present Balance - 2 9. Discovery - 1 10. Restraint - 1 TOTAL "ELEMENT USAGE WEIGHT": 9.5 Loved this monologue! Tags: Comedic female monologues, Comedic monologues for women, Womens monologues, Audition monologues for women, Contemporary monologues, Modern monologues, Monologues from published plays, comedy monologues, comedic monologues, funny monologues, humorous monologues, 2 minute monologues. Monologue for a woman. Comedic. 1 to 2 minutes performed. Character is Paige.
Hook opening line "The invisible guest. No dinner party is complete without one." Paige goes onto explain how she feels Jesus would be a "thrilling dinner guest." To perform in audition cut the interjections by Lars, Hal, Sian. End on the line "We'd all get indigestion." Comedic monologue for a woman. Character is an artist named Wynne. In this funny monologue from Moira Buffini's play "Dinner" which was nominated for the Laurence Olivier Award for Best New Comedy in 2003.
Attention grabbing opening line "He's never forgiven me for - It was when I put my portrait of his genitals in my exhibition." If the auditors aren't paying attention after that line, check them for a pulse. The monologue goes onto detail Wynne's back and forth tete-a-tete. Each line she recreates for us, enacting both sides of the interaction, is a tactic by herself against him to justify her actions and maintain the upper hand. The last line she reports, his triumphant victory over her, as he justifies his infidelity based on her cruelty. So we go from a feeling from Wynne of slight "duping delight" and dominance to crushed, saddened, a little depressed. Deflated. Ergo, as an actress you get a few tactics to play, a funny banter to re-enact (chance to play a guy's voice and be silly as you enact his side of the convo), and an emotional journey. Not bad and it can be done in under 2 minutes. Preview the monologue on google books here. The monologue starts on page 10 of the play "Dinner" with the line "He's never forgiven me for" and ends with the line "He was triumphant" on the same page. Get the play here. Comedic contemporary monologue for a woman from the play "F-Stop" by Olga Humphrey.
The monologue is about an actress named Susanne, who very much wants to play the role of "Tiffany Jones, a voluptuous, kick-boxing, platinum haired CEO, twenty-one years of age, who single handedly takes on the Singapore Mafia when they try to launder money and run drugs through the Fortune 500 company she single handedly started from the ground up." It's very important to Susanne that she get the role of Tiffany, as she's seldom ever connected so strongly to a role as this one. Susanne's primary tactic to get the role is to sell herself and her skills as an actor. She lists off a bizarre array of accomplishments and talents including playing "every one of the Three Sisters," the ability to act in styles including "lyrical realism" and "realistic lyricalism" and her combat training in various martial arts including "Uechiryu Karate" from "the Okinawan school." Monologue engages the sense of sight with its descriptions of "acne encrusted boys" and the above description of the character Tiffany Jones. If you want to play a hyper intelligent, somewhat hyper young woman in her 20's who is both eager to please, full of herself and probably pretty insecure underneath this role might fit the bill. Find it on page 43 of Humana Festival 2012: The Complete Plays. To request the play "F-Stop" which this monologue is from contact the author at http://www.olgahumphrey.com/contact.html. Monologue for a middle aged woman, comedy. Character, Wanda, is described as "Older professional woman. Warm but not inclined to suffer fools."
Monologue has hook opening "We are living in an insane world" and goes on to explore how Wanda used to have a dream about her "crazy" grandmother, who believed money should not be trusted with banks but kept in false bottom shoes. In Wanda's dream she'd introduce her grandma to financial journalist Kai Ryssdal of NPRs Marketplace to talk some sense into her about putting her money into banks. However, post financial crisis with her own home in danger of being taken back by the banks, Wanda still has a dream of her grandma meeting Kai, but now its so she could watch her grandma slap him across his face. You can find the monologue on page 308 of Humana Festival 2012: The Complete Plays. |
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